Charlie the Unicorn, Velociraptors and Purple Orgasms

I love summer nights because you never know what each one has in store. The warm night air just invites hillarium and randomosity. A few nights ago we decided to have a pool party and I almost drowned from laughing so hard. I literally snorted nearly a gallon of water because my abs were so preoccupied laughing that I couldn't tread water. Here are some conclusions I have drawn from said pool party:

1) Taylor Lautner is a sexy beast that can turn men homosexual.
2) I will never be good at cannonballs.
3) Velociraptor impressions run in the Gantt family genes.
4) I wish Charlie the Unicorn and his friends really would run off a plank into water "The Ring" style.
5) I could watch Nichole be a flying monkey a million times and never get tired of it.

After our amazing pool party we decided it was time for a Purple Orgasm. So a group of us drove all the way to Murphy for a good time...at Sonic. The Purple Orgasm is some amazing drink that only the Sonic in Murphy creates...it is purple, bubbly sweet goodness. It makes my mouth water with happiness.

A Purple Orgasm is even sweeter after dark....

Apparantly Michael Purdue doesn't know how to appreciate a good orgasm though and is an ingrate. My love for him outweighs this fact though, so I will overlook it. But next time I give you a perfectly good orgasm, don't waste it.

Afterwards we watched Dear John. This movie was good until she married some guy for his autistic child and then things went downhill...I have no idea how I was supposed to feel at the end of the movie...I am still a little hazy...although it could just be the side effects of the drink.