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Thursday, September 1, 2011

Eyebrows

Getting up at 7am and being alone in the bathroom while I'm getting ready often leads to my mind wandering. This morning I had a particularly interesting thought, "Why do you think God gave us eyebrows?"



So I thought about it, and came up with these three reasons.

1. "He wanted us to be able to show emotion with more than just our eyes and our mouth."

2. "Maybe He thought our face was too blank with just a forehead and eyes, so He needed one more thing to put there."

3. "He knew that some day, girls would want to wear makeup, and they needed a line so that they knew where to stop."

I think that all three of these answers are correct and have complete validity.


Also, what does it mean that God DIDN'T give Whoopie Goldberg eyebrows?
(Stop trying to suck up to Him, Whoopie. He's already made up his mind.)

2 comments:

  1. Oh my goodness Sarah... you CRACK ME UP!!! haha! Whoopie- she's cRaZy!!!

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  2. Haha! Awesome. Those are excellent reasons. I heard another one a long time ago, but I like yours better. (The one I heard is probably why boys have eyebrows, seeing as most of them don't wear make up- eyebrows are there to stop sweat from dripping into the eyes. Gross, imo. And I thought people make those sweatband/headband things for that...)

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