It's official, I have received my admittance letter to Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft. Let me explain:
The other day I received a letter in the mail at work. It wasn't from our company and it wasn't to anyone at our company. There was no return address on it, just an address to a lady in Colorado, which was apparently undeliverable. Weird....how did it end up at our office? So I wrote return to sender on it thinking the post office would dispose of it or do something with it. I put it in a big blue postal drop box and washed my hands of it. Then, today, I received the same letter again!! How did it find it's way back?? It's incredible!! It's like putting a blank envelope in the USPS drop box and having it show up at your house twice. So my theory is that somewhere in invisible ink or in that USPS scan bar in tiny print it says:
Mrs. S. Nelson
The Cupboard Under the Stairs
American Liberty Insurance
On a more serious note though, I will be accepting my spot at Hogwarts. I think I will be buying an owl and I suspect my wand will have Unicorn hair inside of it. Please let me know if you would like a souvenir of your own from Diagon Alley.
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